Tuesday, October 6, 2009
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About Me
- The Legion Of Doom
- The Legion Of Doom is a non profit organization dedicated to the wholesale destruction of or precious natural resources. We typically burn at least 10 fully mature trees in the course of one 4 day expedition. We will also consume some where in the neighbor hood of 800 12 ounce beers and 73.8 bottles of various distilled spirits. We will generally eat the following on a camping trip 6 Hogs, 5 metric tones of potatoes, 260,000 onions, 578 dozen eggs, and one 36 year old Twinkie. When we arrive at our destination the local economy will experience a 32% increase. Barren livestock become fertile, played out fields suddenly spring to life and trees shudder at our passing. Our prey of choice screams at our approach. Our arrival is heralded with much fanfare and we hold the keys to several small towns across the southeastern United States. For we are the masters of our destiny...We are Legion.