LOD Spring Freak Out 2009

Well it's time. Time for the annual pilgrimage to the hills. Looks like it is going to be a wet trip. So I think we need to mix things up a bit. Here's a few ideas.

Chug For The Title. This is a timed beer chug each morning. The Winner is referred to as "Lord Faggotor: King of Uranus" all day. The loser, will be referred to as "Beer Bitch" and gets to swim to the keg and refill every one's beer all day.

Chain Saw Juggling. We've all seen it done. But how drunk do you need to be to try it? A brave soul would supply the answer.

Horse Skeet. Think Drunkshoes with a twist. We all know the basic rules for Drunkshoes. Out of the box is a team drink. 2 paces outside the box is a creeker,and therefor, a team chug. I suggest the non throwing team member on each side, try to shoot the horseshoe mid flight with a paint ball gun. The receiving team cannot leave the two pace ring or it will result in a DQ. If you get hit by an errant paintball you may return fire during your throwing turn. Should be lots of fun and could also result in a new combat sport.

Game Warden Dunking*. The object of the game is to lure a Game Warden to the creek and give him a good dunking. Which would lead to the next game.

Escape And Evade*. This game involves running like hell through the woods from an angry, wet, and armed Game Warden. The object of this game is to not go to jail for dunking a Game Warden. Play at your own risk.

Fall On Your Ass. This is a new game we played last fall. It involves doing shots until you fall down laughing your butt off. Lots of fun. I think last time we had a three way tie for first place between Jerry, Pete, and Kevin. You get extra points for destroying your own camping equipment in the process. Points are deducted for trashing a fellow campers equipment, so be careful.

Hide And Go Pass Out. The title says it all. The question is, Will Jerry remain Grand Champion? Or will he pass the title? We'll find out Thursday!


*Extra points for Ranger Dan.