Learn By Doing

25 Things I've learned from camping.

1. A full beer bottle will explode if heated sufficiently.
2. Propane Cylinder + campfire = Bad idea.
3. Rancid dear meat may not kill you, but it will make you wish it did.
4. Hot Dogs should not be eaten consecutively for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
5. Always remove the trailer hitch from your truck before you go "wheelin."
6. Some Game Wardens do not have a sense of humor.
7. Some Game Warden do have a sense of humor.
8. The "poopie seat" location is visible from the road.
9. Assassin Bugs are really ugly.
10. Poo will burn.
11. Brake rotors will not burn in our campfires...yet.
12. Hippy College Kids are wasting their Mom and Dad's money.
13. Immovable objects like the school bus are in fact...Movable.
14. Too many hands in the pot will ruin the chili.
15. Drunk Shoes is a lot more fun with my Younger Brother playing.
16. My father has great friends.
17. You should never fry canned biscuits in rendered fat.
18. Watching your buddies puke is no longer funny when you join them.
19. When someone says "hit it like a man" look to see if they are hiding behind something first.
20. Eye brows grow back...ears don't.
21. Contrary to popular belief Jose Cuervo is not your friend.
22. Paint-balls hurt.
23. Potato Guns are fun, but a meat gun would be awesome.
24. A 1987 Dodge Ramcharger is an invitation for disaster. It is also a key to adventure.
25. Some of the best people I've ever known I camp with. A man could not ask for more.